i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sext me about skeletons