Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species