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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.

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• (518): View more from New York

  it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.

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• (607): View more from New York

  So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.

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  These are the moments that bond souls forever.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....

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