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• (510): View more from California

  Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (718): View more from New York

  I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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• (716): View more from New York

  i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im sober

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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