garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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