how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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