So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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