I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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