Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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