Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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