But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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