have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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