I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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