i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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