I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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