D3 body, D1 cock
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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