If that was your dad, he is hot
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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