I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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