stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
