I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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