I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize