never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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