Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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