I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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