My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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