On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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