it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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