how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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