quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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