Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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