So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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