butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think my tv is drunk
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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