i just had sex bonerless
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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