my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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