I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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