she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I didn't notice because vodka
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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