that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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