Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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