i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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