actually, I'm a sock model
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Send help, water and tortillas.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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