he shaved USA in his pubs
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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