Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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