I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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