do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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