He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Couch. On fire.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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