Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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