I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We are all done wearing pants today
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
