You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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