I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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