New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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