girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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