At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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