I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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