Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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