Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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