I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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