DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
tell me about the eggs
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