I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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