I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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